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Dave Kleinendorst is a new blogger who has a rich history of adventure, dysfunction, and new knowledge, all of which he would like to share.

Clean Water Scam of Minnesota


Every year, we hear the same cry from the spending crowd about our terrible water conditions and every year the duped citizens jump on board for another sack full of money to fix the problem.  I’m guessing that a lot of states have the same situation as Minnesota does.  Here are some facts to consider the next time Minnesota politicians post pictures of dead fish and water bottles floating in the water and holding their hands out for more money. (Insert picture of Native American with a tear running down his face.)


Since 1972, after having had $850,200,000 to fix our water problems, we get this from our Governor:

“Last year the condition of Minnesota’s fresh water was laid bare after pollution experts revealed the toll intensive farming was having on Minnesota’s lakes, rivers and groundwater.

And the high-profile contamination of water supplies that led to lead poisoning in Flint, Michigan, this month thrust the issue of water safety into the national conversation.

Minnesota Gov. Mark Dayton presented a plan to tackle these problems in 2016.

The governor wants to spend $220 million from his upcoming jobs bonding bill on upgrading and protecting Minnesota’s freshwater supplies, according to a press release.”


History of Clean Water funding in Minnesota

2008 Lessard Clean Water, Land and Legacy Act ammended to Minnesota Constitution

The Post-Bulletin March 14, 2009

The Clean Water, Land and Legacy Amendment adds more than $300 million per year in revenue by increasing our state sales tax 3/8 of 1 percent.

The proceeds of this additional sales tax are to be divided among the following areas:

  • 33 percent for water quality
  • 33 percent for wildlife
  • 19.75 percent for arts funding
  • 14.25 percent for parks.

From 2008 – 2016 Clean Water Projects received approx. $800,000,000 from this program alone.

Clean Water Legacy Act of 2006

Governor Pawlenty signed the Clean Water Legacy Act into law on June 2nd, 2006. The CWLA provides a new operational framework, tools and first-year start-up funding that will help ensure Minnesota’s famed legacy of clean water passes intact to future generations. Enactment of this law places Minnesota in a position of national leadership in developing a collaborative and innovative approach towards implementing the Clean Water Act.   $24.5 million was appropriated

Federal Clean Water Act 1972 Appropriations to the States.

SEC. 106 [33 U.S.C. 1256] Grants for Pollution Control Programs

   (a) There are hereby authorized to be appropriated the following sums, to remain available until expended, to carry out the purposes of this section–

(1) $60,000,000 for the fiscal year ending June 30, 1973; and

(2) $75,000,000 for the fiscal year ending June 30, 1974, and the fiscal year ending June 30, 1975

$100,000,000 per fiscal year for the fiscal years 1977, 1978, 1979, 1980 $75,000,000 per fiscal year for the final years 1981 and 1982

Such sums as may be necessary for fiscal years 1983 through 1985  (What?)

$75,000,000 per fiscal year for each of the fiscal years 1986 through 1990; for grants to States and to interstate agencies to assist them in administering programs for the prevention, reduction, and elimination of pollution, including enforcement directly or through appropriate State law enforcement officers or agencies.

[106(a)(2) amended by PL 96-483; PL 100-4]

That comes to 1.285 billion dollars nationally or 25.7 million dollars for each state to be used in the course of 17 years.


$850 million dollars to fix one problem and our Governor wants $220 million more added onto the annual $300 million we get every year from the Lessard Act to tackle the same issue.   Just a wild guess on my part, but if you or I were that inept at correcting problems in our workplace while draining the revenue stream so we could keep trying, we would probably be holding a cardboard sign on the street corner sooner than later.



Getting Back in the Grind

picture of Jack NicholsonIn order for you to sign up for email notifications, I had to post a new blog that will give you that option.

On the upper, right corner of this page, you’ll see a place to put your email address and then the “Click Here to Sign Up” button.

By doing that, I can send out an email to everyone when I post something new. It won’t have the content of the post – just a link to the new blog. That way, you don’t have to visit my blog site to check for new stuff. Of course, you can go to the site with this link:


any time and look around.  There’s info about me and a bunch of blog posts that I’ve already written.

So many of us have heard the warnings from some well-intentioned soul that says, “Don’t ever talk about Religion or Politics”.  Well, I believe that the two things that effect our lives more than anything is religion and politics.  Everything else is small talk – “Is it cold enough out there for ya?”  “Sure sucks getting old.”  “Well, what are ya gonna do?” “How ’bout them Twins.”  Blah,blah,blah…..

So, we’re going to be talking about things that will likely fit into one of those two categories.  There will be others, though, like the two posts you can read entitled:

“A Fact About Population” and “The 30 Year Challenge”. and others about personal change and human development that could be of interest to you.

I don’t get emotional with subjects about which I’m writing.  I express my opinions based on facts as I see them and debate issues calmly and kindly with those who disagree with me.  I think the reason most people don’t like to debate is that a lot of people can’t hold it together.  I have a “settled state of certainty” about a lot of things, but there are few issues about which I’m passionate. Some time I’ll write about those things. I hope that everyone can maintain a little decorum even while responding to something about which you’re passionate.

Anyway…. Here we go. Hope you don’t bail on me too soon and remember, you can join in the conversation by replying in the “Comments”.

Thanks for tuning in.



Short Post For Christians

Around the dinner tables and around the water coolers – at gatherings of our families and friends there’s a common lament – the decaying social fabric of our country.  Our Constitution says we have freedom of religion, yet the group, “Freedom from Religion” is winning at every turn.  Why is that?  It’s two-fold.

Number 1:  A lack of spiritual knowledge in the newer generations.

When I was young, almost every kid went to church at least once a week.  If the dad was a drunk, Mom managed to get the kids to church by herself.  In our society, it was a given that Sunday mornings were not available for work or socializing because everyone went to church before doing anything else.  Regardless of how we lived out our spirituality during the week, Sunday was a day for God and rest and the family was offered a moral alternative to unfettered hedonism. Continue reading

Power of Words

I was driving my truck down the highway in the left lane, when another pickup truck came flying up to within twenty feet of me.  He stayed there for about a half a minute and then backed off to about four car lengths.  He stayed back there until I moved to the right lane in anticipation of my upcoming exit.  Then, that pickup flew past me and, again, up to about twenty feet behind the car that I had been following.  For the next two miles that pickup stayed right behind the car.

What could have made the difference between me and the car that affected his behavior?  This scenario happens to me all the time.  I’m just guessing, but I think it may have something to do with the bumper sticker on the back of my truck which reads: “Have Gun – will vote”.   The “Have Gun” part is in a larger font size than the rest.  The drivers who come up behind me, after seeing the sticker, probably think I might have a gun in my truck (which I do) and that I might be inclined to use it in an “emergency”.  Ahhh… the power of words.  It’s just a bumper sticker.  Those are just words.  There’s no guarantee that I have a gun with me, but people respond exactly the same way every time they read those words as if they were certain that I did have a gun just because the sign said so. Continue reading

We’re Not The Wolves




Picture of snarling wolf

In the movie, American Sniper, Chris Kyle’s dad said that there are three types of people.  There are sheep (victims), there are wolves (oppressors), and there are shepherds (defenders of the sheep).  The United States has always been a shepherd to countless millions of people around the world who needed a defender.

Recently, there were 21 Christians publically beheaded.  A Jordanian pilot was burned alive. A 7 year old girl had a bomb strapped on her and sent into a crowd of people.  I doubt that she really knew that she would be gone forever when she pressed that button that took five lives and wounded forty others.  Boca Haram kidnapped 250 young girls in Nigeria and gave them to terrorists to be wives and slaves.  Platoons of 10 year old kids are being indoctrinated to fight and die for terrorist causes.  And what does the United States – The Defender – do?   The most compassionate and powerful nation in the world sits on the sidelines fighting brutal injustice with a Twitter hashtag held up by Hollywood personalities and politicians. Continue reading

A Fact About Population

PeopleThis little bit of information that I’m going to give you will come in handy when someone tries to scare you by saying that the world has too many people.   Have you already heard that?  Have you come to believe that it’s true?

Well – here is a fun fact to take into consideration the next time you discuss this subject.

I was told that if we put everyone who lives on this earth standing side-by-side and packed like sardines like the picture at the top, they could all fit on the island of Maui, Hawaii.  EVERYONE IN THE WHOLE WORLD!!  That can’t be true, can it?  Well, I decided to check it out on my own. Continue reading

The 30 Year Challenge

picture of old man lifting weights

How many of you know someone in their eighties or nineties who is strong and healthy.  I’m not talking about the person who “keeps moving” – the ones who walk the mall or go golfing every day.  I’m talking about a 90 year old man who can bench press more than half his body weight and lift and carry fifty pounds of bird seed from the car to the garage.  Or an 85 year old woman who can put her own forty pound piece of luggage on the airport scale and jog up the stairs at home with a basket full of laundry.   Is it even possible for old people to do those things?  I think so and I intend to prove it with my own 30 year challenge.

Many of you might say – “Who cares if you can’t do those things?” “You’ve earned the right to relax after the hectic life you’ve led.”   If those are your beliefs, you’ll be in the same condition as all the older folks that I’ve known.  As they got older, they didn’t keep their strength up, so their muscles atrophied and soon they couldn’t do as much as before so their muscles atrophied even more and so on.  Pretty soon, they joined the ranks of their peers and slowly became weak and feeble.  I don’t have an example of anyone I know personally who didn’t end up in that state. Continue reading

Santa Claus – My Hero

Picture of tired Santa Claus

Santa Claus.  I feel sorry for the old boy.  He works his tail off all year monitoring all the little rugrats for badness and goodness, makes all the toys, and drives a somewhat limited delivery system through rain, sleet, hail and dark of night to deliver all those presents on time and for WHAT?   He’s been officially named the poster boy for everything that’s bad about commercialism, consumerism, and materialism. Yes, the annual rants are out again this time of year decrying the waste and expense of all the “stuff” we buy, use, and throw away.

But, ya know what?  I don’t feel the least bit ashamed of spending as much of my meager bank account on as many things that I can and giving those things to other people.  Do you want to know why?

Here’s reason #1

Everything we consume, whether it’s food, housing, clothing, toys, electronics,  or gadgets goes through the same process to get to our homes.  Someone comes up with an idea.  Resources are gathered to produce the product or service.  The products are manufactured and the services are equipped with the tools of the trade. Marketing is used to introduce the product to the people.  A delivery system is used to get the product to you and a customer service department is there to listen to you complain.  Every single part of this process needs employees to advance the product to the next level – employees like you and me, the neighbor and the country folks, and other businesses whose employees provide support.

When you think of all that goes into the gift that you just gave someone, the positive economic impact is almost immeasurable – not only for this one gift, but the employees responsible for bringing this gift to you are now able to buy whatever product or service the company you work for provides.

As beneficial as buying a gift might seem, it’s still rampant consumerism, isn’t it?   So let’s say that you could snap your fingers and a miracle would happen.  Excluding food, clothing, and shelter nobody would buy anything else.  OK. We’ve got to have schools and doctors and nurses.  And we should probably have transportation to get to the schools, hospitals and general store.  It would be environmentally beneficial and cheaper to use horses.  I guess we need someone to build windmills to pump water and wood stoves to keep us warm.  Lucky me, you’ll need someone to make horseshoes for your horse and wagons and wagon wheels.   You see, this is already getting out of hand, but if we could snap our fingers and a miracle would happen, how many of the 330 million people in the U.S. would actually have a job afterward?

A lot of people don’t like consumerism.  They don’t like Big Business and they don’t like that our country is so obsessed with buying stuff.  I’m guessing that they would be first ones to quit their jobs and close down the company they work for so less stuff is being made. You think they would do that, don’t you?  No?  I don’t either.  They want us to quit buying so much, but keep buying the product that their company makes.  That’s only fair, isn’t it?

Consumerism creates an environment where a person with a great idea for a product  can cut a deal on Shark Tank and be selling a million dollars worth of product within a year, employing scores of people who didn’t have a job before then.  That’s a good thing.

If you want to be a minimalist – great.  Just don’t get on your soap box every Christmas and criticize those who don’t.  We’re the ones who keep the economy going and people employed – including you.

Reason #2 for buying a whole bunch of stuff and giving it to other people

The joy I feel in my heart when I see the excitement on someone’s face as they open their gift.  That’s the best reason of all.




I Profile People

The last ten years that I worked at Ford Motor Company, I was working in Statistical Process Control.  In 1958, Charles Demming created a system of data collection and analysis that allowed us to understand and improve  manufacturing processes, among many other things. Our mantra was: Manage with Facts.

To begin the process, a minimum amount of data has to be collected over time, so the results will have credibility.  After the data is collected, it is plotted in its proper place relative to all the other similar data.  The visual representation of the compiled data will be a “Bell Curve” like the one pictured here.


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Big Business Isn’t the Problem

Only Government Can Make You Do Anything

I’m reading a book that I really enjoy, but the author is continuously saying that  “Big Pharma” (the pharmaceutical industry) or “Madison Avenue” (the ad agencies in concert with “Big Business”) are causing us to make bad decisions that affect our lives.

It’s true that businesses want to make a profit.  It’s true that they use creative methods to advertise their products or services.  It’s true that they don’t actively advertise the possible negative effects that overuse or misuse of their product may produce, but they can’t make us do anything.

Have you ever wondered why there’s a label (required by Government) on a power lawnmower that warns against putting your hand under the deck while it’s running?  How about the warning label that tells us to not use the hair dryer in the shower?  What about the label that tells us to not stand on the top of a step ladder? We all know the reason that these labels exist, don’t we?  Some lame-brain has already either maimed or killed themselves by putting their hand under a running lawnmower, using a blow dryer in the shower, or standing on the top of a step ladder.  Some people aren’t too bright.

I’m going to be nervy, here and suggest that if you think that the government should protect us from all advertising and other persuasive methods that businesses employ, maybe you need a warning label about watching advertisements.

I hope that all of you know that the only thing that Big Pharma and Big Business can do is TEMPT you to take action in some way or another.  They can’t garnish your paycheck, put you in jail, or threaten your life if you don’t buy their product or service.  Now, you might say that they are misrepresenting their products or services.  That could be, but there are already laws that punish that behavior.  If it were true that advertising could make you do something that you shouldn’t or buy something that you really didn’t want, then virtually everyone would be susceptible to advertising about everything.

That’s simply not true.  Ask a life-long Vegan how much deceptive advertising it would take before they would eventually grab a greasy, hormone-injected double Whopper with bacon on it and wolf it down.   My guess is that they would tell you that no amount of advertising in the world could make them do that.  As a former alcoholic, I can tell you that nothing – financial disaster, loss of a loved one, or terminal illness, much less deceptive advertising – would cause me to drink another drop of alcohol.   The same is true about luxury cars.  Someone would have to give me a luxury car before I would own one and even then, I’d trade it in for a truck as soon as I could.

There’s a reason why the Vegan and I can’t be tempted in these specific areas.  It’s because there’s nothing in our subconscious mind that sees any value in having the burger, the booze, or the luxury car.  As many of you know, it takes almost no advertising for me to buy another handgun.  They just have to advertise a brand or caliber that I don’t already have.  Here’s a small list of things that I could be tempted by or that I’m not susceptible to be tempted by:

  • Dark chocolate with almonds – susceptible
  • Full time job – not susceptible
  • Pasta – not susceptible
  • Smoking – not susceptible
  • Tools – susceptible
  • Suits – not susceptible (but could be a legitimate necessity at some time)
  • Cowboy boots – susceptible
  • Pets – not susceptible
  • Anything my grandkids want – highly susceptible

What does your list look like.  Do you have things that you would never be tempted by?

The point is – if you’re running up credit card debt, don’t blame the credit card companies and the product advertisers.  There’s something inside of you that wants stuff that you can’t afford.  If you’re still smoking after your first drag off a cigarette that nearly choked you to death, there’s a belief inside you about cigarette smoking that most people don’t share.  If you buy a $300,000 house with nothing down, and monthly payments of $250 a month for the first two years and you don’t think there’s anything odd about that, it’s ‘cause your subconscious desire to own a house completely obliterated any common sense you might have had.  Don’t blame the mortgage company.  I had a client who was a second-generation welfare recipient with an extremely limited education who bought a house with a sub-prime loan and even she knew enough to convert it well before her payments were scheduled to go up.  If you change the meaning attached to having these things, you’ll stop being tempted to have them.

Let’s take a little personal responsibility, here. Until we challenge our internal reasoning about these things, how about if we start an accountability partnership.   You keep me away from dark chocolate, tools, guns, and cowboy boots, and I’ll keep you away from the stuff that you’re tempted by, but let’s get over blaming everyone else for the self-inflicted misery that comes from being undisciplined, uneducated, and naïve.  O.K?